Thursday, August 7, 2008

Miscellaneous Jokes

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyesBut you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live withoutBrain. Please tell them your age!

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.Banta: to fir Bach gaya ya mar gaya?Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....ghar ke sab khiloneChhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?Sardar: liquid state.

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caughtFire?Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

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Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.Baap NE puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"Baccha : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Two friends were walking together.1st friend : Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath AA rahi hain.2nd friend : oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.DR: take this tablet you will be ok.Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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